It won't surprise you to learn
that Madame insists on shaving her legs every
day. She can almost see you groaning and rolling
your eyes, but if would only follow her guidelines,
you'd find that it is neither difficult or annoying.
Guidelines: shave every day,
no matter what, wait until the end of your shower
to do it, and for goodness sake, use a man's razor
and throw away those gimicky "female"